TheOld Fashionedcocktail, a staple of American drinking culture, has stood the test of time as one of the most beloved classic cocktails. Its origins trace back to the early 19th century when it was originally referred to as the "whiskey cocktail." The drink was a simple blend of whiskey, bitters, sugar, and water, served over ice—basic, yet perfectly balanced. As more complex concoctions began to emerge, traditionalists dubbed this no-nonsense drink the "Old Fashioned" to distinguish it from the newer, fancier creations.

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